Guffey School Top Ten Lists
Why People Moved to Guffey (the Middle of Nowhere)
By Aldo Abastta
- 10) They wanted to move far from noisy disturbance.
- 9) Guffey does not have one skyscraper (but wonderful mountains).
- 8) There are no radio stations or TV channels that would disturb the peace.
- 7) They took the two stop signs in Guffey literally.
- 6) The people found Guffey so they wouldn't be found.
- 5) It's not called Chicago or Boston or Denver.
- 4) The weather is always dramatically changing.
- 3) There is no gas station to fill the air with pollution.
- 2) The town chose the stars to light their home rather than light pollution.
- 1) For the all time wonderful school.
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