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Why Guffey School Is Unique

10) The lunchroom is also the gym.
9) There's only three teachers.
8) Each teacher teaches two subjects.
7) The student population can't fill the bus capacity (30).
6) All the students could fit in the office.
5) The 8th grade population is... one.
4) There's a dog running around the school daily.
3) Everyone knows each other's history at the school.
2) Everybody can be themselves.
1) The only way someone is getting a job here is if one of the teachers passes away (no one's leaving).