Guffey School Top Ten Lists

Why Guffey School Has the Best Teachers

10) They're all women.
9) They're always looking for the most entertaining way to get their message across.
8) Their patience can be slabbed on thick according to each student.
7) They are less crabby because there are fewer feisty munchkins at the school to deal with.
6) Good teachers enjoy their job and they wouldn't drive so far if they didn't enjoy it.
5) They all know where the other teachers live so they must be nice to each other.
4) Having a dog at the school brings out the best in everyone.
3) You've got to look in the rough to find the diamonds, and you can't get much rougher than Guffey.
2) They get along because there isn't a daily battle for a parking spot.
1) They must be angels to be able to put up with us.