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Why the Mayor of Guffey is a Cat
By Kaleb Higginbotham
- 10) He is in one of the smallest towns in Colorado.
- 9) He hates TVs, radios, or anything that makes noises.
- 8) No one could defeat him in the election.
- 7) He's old but still kicking.
- 6) He doesn't need guards--he's a black cat. Don't cross his path.
- 5) He's invisible in dark places.
- 4) He does what he pleases.
- 3) The dog finally moved away.
- 2) He gets lots of publicity.
- 1) No one wants to mess with any one named Monster.
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