Guffey School Top Ten Lists

Why Mr. Ruvo is a Do-It-All-Dude

10) He can smell a sale on cereal three aisles away.
9) He can take out all 16 trash cans in one single swipe.
8) He makes the school sparkling clean.
7) He cooks lunch four days a week.
6) He's the maintenance man on call.
5) If your stomach hurts, he gives you crackers.
4) He could wash the dishes with one hand tied behind his back.
3) He drives the bus through wind, rain, sleet and snow with one eye on the road and the other on the rearview mirror.
2) He's the faithful president of the school board.
1) He can juggle a mop, broom, vacuum and a frying pan.